The back of the Frosties box
at breakfast, and the back of the shampoo bottles, as well as various other bathroom products while I'm having a poo. -generally if I'm bored I'll read anything.

Life changing? Nah, but they do taste grr...eat, and leave me wondering what the hell 'sodium lauryl sulphate' is.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:19, 23 replies)

^
snap. To all of it.


Edit: we miss ya, Sexmonkey, Thought you would've made an appearance on the cake sex thread
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:19, closed)

Crackle and Pop?
There's a spit roast, and then some.

'lo miss, how you doing?

*EDIT* I saw that a minute ago, I really feel like I've missed out. Actually, it's still going, just a sec...
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:20, closed)

I love it
When they list "aqua" as in ingredient.

I might start selling bottled water with an exciting "Now with Di-Hydrogen Oxide! WOW!" stickers on the labels.
( Cawl, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:22, closed)

Are you stalking me, Bertieboy?
I had a hankering for Rice Krispies last night. Went and bought some n'all.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:22, closed)

@CHCB
Of course, isn't everybody?

@Kaol, be careful, I've heard that Di-Hydrogen Oxide can be lethal if inhaled.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:23, closed)

I read anything
When I'm bored, I'll read anything.

I had pretty much memorised the health and safety executive poster in our staff room last summer. Was a very dull read.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:24, closed)

^ Is that the brown one?
With loads of writing on?
( Cawl, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:28, closed)

Browny-red
Lots of writing, three columns, fire is mentioned somewhere.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:30, closed)

Yeah...
I hate that one.
I took the one in my office down, it annoyed me.

Got a gigantic "EXIT" sign that I found in the cupboard there instead.
( Cawl, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:31, closed)

I once swapped the entrance and exit signs
at my local Tesco Direct.

It was hilarious watching all of the people getting jammed as the automatic doors only open if you approach from the other side*.


*complete bollocks
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:33, closed)

OMG!
Let the chaos begin........
( girlinthehole, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:34, closed)

Hi Bert
where have you been? I've been keeping both ends of the goat warm for you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:36, closed)

@BGB
Chaos? Is that because of me (temporarily) being back here...?


*feels god-damn chuffing proud*
*fists a pigeon*

EDIT Hi al! I told you, I been working! How's thingamyjigs?

Which end would you like me to start with?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:36, closed)

Hello SexMonkeyBert!
Any end you like.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:40, closed)

@Kaol
I left ours up, what with me not being anywhere near being in charge. More qualified than many there, but not in charge. Joys.

Work, Bert? WORK?!? Where's the fun in that?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:41, closed)

Theres' no fun fun fun
*bounces*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:55, closed)

Burt.
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/14142#post14220

^ That ^

I need you there.
( Cawl, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:10, closed)

I need you more
you were my goat sexing partner first.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:11, closed)

al
I'm eternally yours, and I shall never stray.

I can't make thisat weekend! you don't need to)Give me more notice in future bumfuntlewick!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:49, closed)

Sodium Lauryl Sulphate.....
Hi!

I don't know if you really want to know what the above is, but I'll tell you anyway!

It is best known the ingredient in Toothpaste that makes it "froth". Also, it's what makes orange juice taste like shit once you've brushed your teeth, because it actually neutralises the taste buds ability to pick up the sweet flavours, whilst enhancing the ability to pick up bitter flavours.

I only know this because I was reading a really good book, which I will post about myself!!
(Ryushin, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:59, closed)

More on sodium lauryl sulphate
It's the primary foaming agent in pretty much any personal cleaning product - toothpaste, shower gel, bath foam, shampoo etc. It's a longish-chain anionic surfactant which is good at emulsifying oil and water (which is what most surfactants are used for) and thus is efficient at removing grease from skin and hair, and producing lots of foam in the process. It is however causing some concern among safety organisations because it can cause skin irritation.

You'll also see on some bottles a similar product, sodium laureth sulphate, which is a derivative compound, but it less likely to cause irritation to skin.

/science lesson
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:29, closed)

@K2k6 and Ryushin
Is it really wrong that I've been turned on by both your posts?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:30, closed)

@Sexmonkey
Depends which parts you've been foaming with the SLS.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:32, closed)