The joys of growing up part 1 -
Round at a mates house - had a few tinnys - I seem to recall an excess of special brew that night. I slept in his lounge, on his sofa, and woke up to find I had a mouth full of puke. So I put my hand over my mouth and leapt up and ran for the bathroom upstairs. I hadnt got any further than the hallway of the house when another mouthful of savoury vomit decided to come up and join the other one in my mouth. Now my mouth isnt that big, and the hand over the front of my mouth produced a rather interesting prssure effect - which caused the puke to spray dramatically out the side of my mouth all over the wall, carpet and long haired pet alsatian that had until this point been quietly kipping in the hall. I continued to run upstairs, finished spewing my ring.
When I came downstairs I find my mate and his brother standing in the hall with a shaking, very disturbed looking puke (peas and carrots and everything) covered long haired alsatian between them, and a look of hatred in their eyes.
They said "I think you had better leave". So I did. They disowned me and I never saw them again.
( pregnantfridge, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 10:01, Reply)