Mushrooms And Cider
1989/1990 village disco we usually drank cider (2 ltr Spar Strong Dry) but we had also discovered mushrooms and what better to wash down mushrooms than cider !!!! All got a bit mad really and after being freaked out by hearing Voodoo Ray on mushrooms I spent the night walking about the village. End of the night I went home, popped head round door and said goodnight to parents and ran for the stairs only to hear my mother call "Come and say goodnight, we have guests"
Ohh bollocks I really did have a very thin grip on reallity at this point so in I go and on the sofa is sat Aunty Caroline (or so I thought) so I bend over to kiss her goodnight fall over my own feet and as I plummet toward her realise that I have never met this woman in my life. Turned out to be some dutch friend of my parents who was quite impressed at my friendly welcome and obviously not averse to having young men launch themselves at her. Could have been worse at least I didnt shit/piss myself or puke, parents were less than impressed with my almighty spong eyes though ooops. So I went to bed and was harrased by a scary clown all night or was that just in my head ? Cider Mushrooms bad bad bad bad. But not quite as bad a cider, mushrooms, hash and lighter gas but thats another very sorry story.
(bblac didnt get the new job booo rotten bastards, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 10:53, Reply)