Booze Related DisastersWe want to know about your worst experiences with alcohol. Woken up in bed with your mum? Stole a donkey? Shat yourself in Harvester? Funniest stories will be used on B3ta Radio and also preserved by the magic of the web on this very site.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Mar 2004, 2:28)
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my brother stayed over at some guys house after a sessiongot annihilated the night before, woke up in early hours and remembered a dream he'd had.
sometimes dreams seem to have an unnerving resemblance to reality.
this dream had that.
he got up and discovered that he had, in fact, taken a shit in his this guys baseball cap.
but this wasn't an ordinary shit. this was a shit fuelled by beer and pub food and quite possibly, knowing my brother, very very hard drugs.
the nasty brown substance was not soley confined to the baseball cap. it was on the floor. it was all over the bed he'd been sleeping on, it was on his own clothes and worstly it was on his own body.
so what did he do?
why he did what you would do. he stole some clothes and slipped out of the house in the thick of the night and never saw his 'mate' again.
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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 15:44,
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