Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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my uncle polciing the notts forest gameas u can see i have a big police family :D
anyway uncle polcing the forest game and one of the fans sticks the middle finger up at one of the players, my uncle being bored says "oi do that again and ill arrest u!"
the guy grunts a bit then a few mins later sticks fingers up again.
" right warned u your under arrest"
the guys mate chirps up "oi u cant do that u cant do that thats bang out of order u cant nick him for that"
"right your under arest too"
my uncle gets to go back to police station n sit in a nice office drinking coffe filling out the paperwork rather than being stood in a cold rowdy football stand,result
(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 23:52, Reply)
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