I remember them well
Mrs RoF had magnificent breasts. They caused lust and envy in most people she met, and she absolutely loved it when I monkeyed around with them. It was her favoritist thing in the world. Then a few years ago she had to have them cut off. Boo. But she’s well and alive. Hooray.

Still, it’s a little odd thinking that if all goes to plan I’m going to go for the rest of my life without copping a feel.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 6 May 2010, 14:24, 5 replies)

Simply dump her for someone who has some.
She'll soon learn.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:25, closed)

I'm sure the love of a good woman is worth the lack of gropage.

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:26, closed)

no it isn't!

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 6 May 2010, 14:30, closed)

just get the surgeon to
move one of her nipples onto one of her buttock cheeks.

Then close your eyes, get a grope and try and believe they are ....

ahh just forget I said anything.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:38, closed)

Good to know she's alive and well...
...and there's always breast reconstruction surgery!

...............

Vagabond, that was cuntish.
(lanternchikk hat eine schwere Bohlenallergie, Sat 8 May 2010, 2:08, closed)