People really can't think of anything to say?
I'd have thought anyone with a normal male obsession with boobs would have stored up a lot of stories. Here are two:

I have a friend who was a trainer for an insurance company. At the start of a workshop, in a hot room, she decided to take off her jumper. Unfortunately the top beneath came with it, and she wasn't wearing a bra. Resultantly she flashed an entire room full of people before she even introduced herself, and then had to spend the rest of the day with them. Fortunately she was in Italy, where men will have seen the breasts of most of their friends many times, and can take seeing a pair in their stride without dribbling or losing the power of speech.


Secondly, most of you will know women who on a night out, keep their paper money in their bra. I know one lass (admittedly with industrial sized breasts) who keeps her change in there as well. It jingles when she walks, and rather than the brief, sexy, hand into the top coming back with a twenty, you get a full on rummage down the bottom of what must be a G cup bra to find what she wants!
(Sammyhaswoefullyneglectedyou, Thu 6 May 2010, 18:11, Reply)