While driving home this morning...
...I remembered a fantastic story about my previous car!

But then my current car decided it was no laughing matter, and promptly crapped out in the midde of the A40...

...and by the time the RAC got me home I'd missed the compo.

A week later it happened again! I swear that thing is my arch-nemesis or something...

In case you're wondering, this time I actually wrote it off; while on a dual carriageway I got distracted by a massive pair of tits or something...
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 6 May 2010, 18:36, 2 replies)

Has your car got breasts?

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 6 May 2010, 18:38, closed)

Sure!
Why the fuck not!
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 6 May 2010, 18:40, closed)