Yours are full of win...

Now you might think that I was dazzling you with sparkling wit and intellect when we spoke, but really...secretly...I was drunkenly lechering over your awesome funbags.

I don't think women ever realise when I do this...It's the perfect crime!

(Oh yes...I am STILL a twat)
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 7 May 2010, 13:58, 1 reply)

Well now I am willing to wear something low cut next time you visit them.

( girlinthehole, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:00, closed)