I work with a woman who wears bras and blouses one size too small.
As a result the blouse strains at the third button - she only ever wears shirt-style blouses: she always has the top two undone.
The tight bra causes pinch cleavage- that and the joining bar between bra cups is always visible.
There is no way a man could not look. Nor women too I suspect. Probably both think the same - 'put them away, love' being the kinder interpretation.
But here's the funny thing, it goes like this.
She walks in and asks a question. I look up and my eyes, on the way to her face, catch for a millisecond on this state of undress. She straightens up and does one of things women do when men stare at their boobs. You know, crosses arms - pulls shirt straight - puts one hand to her throat, or sometimes all three. Which makes me feel like a perv. One day I will have to tell her to get a mirror and use it before she leaves home.
Unless B3ta has any other suggestions ...
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 10 May 2010, 12:38, 8 replies)

by order
all men to wear tight pants with flys at half mast 'till she complains/cottons on.
('tin'tintin, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:00, closed)

That's a point.
Leave your flies undone and you'll soon be told and with no discretion about it. Even though there's still (usually) another layer of cloth between the world and your best friend.
Why is it not 'acceptable' to tell a woman she hasn't covered up?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 10 May 2010, 16:00, closed)

lend her your larry vest

(babyaeroplanes, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:53, closed)

motorboard them for England
that'll teach her
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:05, closed)

That is completely out of the question for reasons of
manners, continuing employment, and sufficient draught.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 10 May 2010, 16:03, closed)

One day have a bag of Skittles handy.
When she walks up to your desk try and throw one in her cleavage.
If you get it in shout "HEY EVERYONE, I JUST SCORED 20 POINTS!!!" Then run around the office with your shirt over your head.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:28, closed)

^^ This
Just ruined the illusion that I'm working right now...
Boss: "snee? what're you laughing at?"
me: "Um...just realised I'd got the code all wrong..."
( snee held his breath since, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:23, closed)

"Unless B3ta has any other suggestions ..."
Well, rape might be the best solution.

That'll fucking teach her to dress appropriately.
(god_is_a_ghoti Carpe Deum., Wed 12 May 2010, 13:49, closed)