Why don't you just have a soapy tit wank?

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 11 May 2010, 18:19, 1 reply)

Oh yeah...
I hadn't thought of that. I want some money, too, so perhaps I'll just go to a fucking bank and help myself.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 12 May 2010, 21:47, closed)

Haaaang on...
Sounds like you've convinced yourself that there isn't a single, presentable female in the world prepared to give you a titwank, despite the fact that plenty have given you dry diddy rides.

Did something awful/disfiguring happen to you since your last dry one? If so, use your disability allowance to pay for a nice, long, soapy boob-fuck. If not, you can't honestly compare the odds of getting one to pulling off a successful bank-raid!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:17, closed)