twat
nobody fancies a weekend of west end shows
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:09, 2 replies)

terrible homophobia

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:10, closed)

True, but if you want to get better clients and more money it is a bullet you have to take by taking
the better clients to West End shows. Or Prague, where you order a box of matches and ...
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:41, closed)

ah go on ... I'll bite ... what are you prattling on about?
I genuinely can't think of a single industry where you'd win better clients with musical theatre.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:54, closed)

Any industry with a higher than average proportion of fops, ponces and dandies?
So, basically, the musical theatre industry.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:58, closed)

this seems reasonable

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 19:04, closed)

No the clients have to be married and want to impress the wife and kids that they get great seats
at a London West End show that simply no one else can get - etc. etc. etc. - fucking corporate entertaining innit. Lion King closed me some um big deals.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:05, closed)

lol povvo shit clients

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:12, closed)

Yes dear, you would know all about them given the limited amount of information I gave to you.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 19:35, closed)

they can be won over by a few hundred quid of tacky hospitality
what else do I need to know?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 19:38, closed)

Froth made Starbucks a fortune.
Are you more accustomed to BAE levels of corruption?
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 19:40, closed)

nobody uses hospitality as an incentive in consultancy
it wouldn't make any sense - a handful of Lion King tickets would cost less than I'd charge to chat to them on the phone

nobody from a zillion dollar tech company needs us to butter then up
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 19:44, closed)

Zillion dollar tech companies - are these off-world?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 19:53, closed)

mostly US and Europe and Japan

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:03, closed)

You do genuinely lack any sort of lateral thinking. Shall I get the crayons out and draw a picture.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:06, closed)

a simple written answer would be fine

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:34, closed)

No. I cannot possibly think of a simple enough answer to explain corporate back pissing on.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 19:39, closed)

right ... but how about answering the question I actually asked
that's usually more conducive to conversation
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 19:45, closed)

what question, there was a massive assumption made by you about all industries. Good job
the corporate entertainment industry does not rely on your considered opinion as you only deal with ZILLION dollar companies.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 19:57, closed)

read your original post again ... you seem to have confused yourself
nobody in a serious business wins clients through hospitality, particularly since the 2010 bribery act

that doesn't mean people don't offer hospitality ... I was given a rather nice lunch by a client the other day as it goes ... in fact I'd say at least two thirds of hospitality I get is paid for by our clients and not the other way around
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:01, closed)

any of those cunts want me to sit through an Andrew Lloyd Webber and they can whistle though

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:07, closed)