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Union jack shorts, bulldog t-shirts, bars named after soap operas, hen parties in Malaga. Tell us about your encounters with the worst (or best) of our fair country's travelers around the world. Alternatively, tell us about your own doomed quest to find a decent cup of tea in Moscow.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:01)
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There was an English tour to Australia last summer
11 blokes or so, plus hangers on,

Talk about a bunch of muppets.

TL:DR 5-0
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:31, 13 replies)
Bad sportsmanship...
...it's just not cricket.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:53, closed)
Not JUST cricket
It FUCKING GREAT cricket
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:43, closed)
I heard
they were all subjected to some quite rigorous non-consensual bumsex from a bunch of kangaroos.

Affected them horribly, they never fully recovered.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:57, closed)
Not sure about the non-consensual part
But, there was talk of putting future matches on the porn Chanel - watching 11 arseholes getting hammered for days was getting a bit too much for general viewing.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:49, closed)
Is this about sportball?

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:22, closed)
Starwars

(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:50, closed)
Biting satire.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:35, closed)
Hey. Don't take these small sporting victories away from them. They have nothing else. Literally nothing. Acres and acres of bleak, poisonous, stolen, arid nothing.
Nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:50, closed)
You seem to be forgetting our salt water pools
and relatively piss free mouths
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:24, closed)

and our violent fauna.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:33, closed)
see ... you do have some pretty good violent fauna ... but you're no South Africa.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:56, closed)
I'm not saying their stuff isn't good
But, most of our fauna is not only violent, it has pockets!
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:08, closed)
fair play ... you definitely win on pocketed fauna

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:33, closed)

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