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Thebigfella tugs our coat and says: Are you a LibDem minister, a cheating partner, or maybe you have an annoying friend you can't be bothered with? Tell us of promises you've broken, or if you've been on the receiving end.

(, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:40)
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So you've been acting out the fantasy of a 14 year old virgin tard by talking about TEH SEX !!!111!1
and yet you still live with mummy and daddy, and have no reasonable prospects of employment. How they haven't smothered you to death out of a sense of profound disappointment is beyond me.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:24, 2 replies)
better than
Acting out the fantasies of a 14 year old girl by putting on your big sister's clothes and tucking your tackle between your legs. Do she know, or have you become quite adept at folding her stuff up and not leaving any evidence?
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:36, closed)
Well done asperger boy, this premise sounds spasticated even by your fat cunt standards

(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:39, closed)
Asperger AND fat cunt?
Rather than one or the other? You're really mixing it up now.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:49, closed)
You've actually made me giggle a bit, Rory...
Would a spastic with Aspergers just *think* Nnnn Nnnn Nnnn ?
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:51, closed)
This is hardly tantalising fantasy stuff.
To me, and SLVA, and Stap, and MrOli anyway...
If you're going to level a real criticism of all these blowjob jokes, you could maybe say that we've pushed the joke far, far beyond its natural limit of funny? Yeah, run with that.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:37, closed)
None of these have been funny since it started. Why not show your parents how you've been looking for a job today
Even better, crack open your short fantasy stories 'Harry the amazing flying Unicorn' for the lulz. I suppose that way you can describe yourself as an unpublished author, as opposed to a crying dole wanker.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:43, closed)
Harry the amazing flying Unicorn
is my novel.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:44, closed)
Crikey
Did Falstaff dump you recently? You seem to have some real issues here. My advice - turn off the computer for a bit and go down the park toilets for some light relief.

Feel free to use any of the advice we've given out here today regarding technique...

Oh, and do tell us how it went later. We'll all be nervously waiting for you.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:57, closed)
Actually? You're not far off the truth about the dumping.
See, when Rory first turned up, I took him DEADLY SRS, and by god he loved that. After I realised I was making an arse of myself, I started being a lot more light-hearted at him, and now he only comes around to my stuff as a last resort when there's nobody else.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:01, closed)
Poor chap, we should probably feel sorry for him if this is all he knows about how to relate to people or have fun.
I'm gonna give him a big hug next time he's on here. Positive reinforcement.

Sure you were just fine. Anyone who's been here more than a little while can see a cunt being a cunt, and troll kicking can be quite thereputic sometimes :-)
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:30, closed)
It was actually my first one-to-one troll experience.
I learned a lot. Especially about Rory.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:33, closed)

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