Back at school, some kid who barely came up to my elbows
once walked up to me, bold as brass, and triumphantly yelled "You're UGLY!!!!!" before running away as fast as as little legs would propel him, cackling like a loon all the while.

Well, that certainly told me.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:47, 4 replies)

Are you ugly ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:48, closed)

I am (and was even more so back then.)
However, this kid looked like someone had smashed his face up and re-assembled it inside-out.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:54, closed)

But you didn't
Learn karate and hunt him down, ten years later, to kick his arse?
( Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:48, closed)

Well it only happened eight years ago, still got time for that.
*looks for martial arts tutors and private detectives in the Yellow Pages*
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:56, closed)