Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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When younger,my parents got me very into music of all kinds. One such artist was the late Bob Marley.
Now, I knew he was dead, but how he died? Nope.
My darling mother convinced the young me that Bob's career was on the wane, and that he quit Reggae to work in a bank. Apparently, his death was caused by cutting his hair, and apparently his strength was sapped, a la Samson & Delilah.
Yes, for most of 20 years, I believed the King of Reggae was killed by uniform regulations.
(, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:25, 4 replies)
A surprising amount of peoplesay that smoking too much weed killed him.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:41,
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it doesn't kill youit does, however, cause you to tie your wardrobe doors shut to stop the zombie from getting you :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:49,
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I was toldhe died because his life support machine kept jamming...
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:42,
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Someone once told me...............That Bob Marley died because Danny Baker (of "Daz Doorstep Challenge" fame) had kicked him in the leg whilst playing football on a beach, breaking said leg, Mr Marley had then refused medical treatment, under his Rastafarian relgious beliefs, and subesquently got gangrene in his leg which eventually killed him.
I like your story better.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:16, closed)
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