How I Skive Off WorkAdmit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
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rob, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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Working in a shitty insurance company for a monthI never worked, I just always browsed the net and did my emails, and only really worked when I thought people might be noticing. I went out to a free ska gig in Camden on a Wednesday night once, thinking "Yay free gig, and I'll get home at a sensible time". Ah. Yes. Kind of forgot about that last bit.
Woke up at about 9 am the next day - 9 am being the time I needed to be at work. Rang in "sick" and spent the rest of the day in Camden getting stoned and pulling someone (who the next week was pulling someone else, but oh well, women are fickle). Went in the next day having looked up the symptoms of a 24-hour flu bug. Which are scarily similar to the symptoms of a hangover, so I didn't fool them at all. But they didn't really care.
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Detrius521, Sat 30 Apr 2005, 19:21,
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