How I Skive Off WorkAdmit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
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rob, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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school skivingHaving not yet been unleashed into the world of work, we find at school (as you probably also did) that the best way to get off work is to ask the teacher about something that they're interested in. For example, 'sir, hows your new motorbike going?' Works exceptionally well on the more elderly teachers. Cue Mr Davies (about 80 we think) and a row of us holding up our hands - 'sir, how did the world begin?' 50 minutes of nodding heads and off we went. so cruel.
(, Sun 1 May 2005, 20:41, Reply)
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