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Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)

(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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I would draw. Endless reels and pages of paper, anything but work. I would write a few lines and then flip to the back of my book to draw then quickly flip back to the front when the teacher walked over and depending on how far into the lesson i would or wouldn't get into trouble. It progressed into writing fake things when i realised they just glazed thier eyes over the books. I would write big blocks of pointless phrases such as "I enjoyed a cup of tea with the vicar on tuesday we then proceeded to batter to death the organ player with an easle"
(, Sun 1 May 2005, 23:58, Reply)

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