Got on a bus
Not many seats left, but the sideways ones behind the driver were empty, so I sat on one them. A couple of stops later and old lady with a walking stick gets on. There were no seats left on the bus and, being the good citizen I am, I offered her my seat...

"DO NOT patronise ME!" she shouted back, as she hobbled to stand further down the bus.

I didn't say anything back, I just sat there speechless, feeling guilty for offering this little old lady my seat.
( FreudianSlap, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:05, 4 replies)

What an old bitch
Honestly, sympathy click from me.

Thing is, everyone else on the bus will have thought she was a right cow too.
(Capo, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:39, closed)

She was just looking for a fight
She'd have yelled at you for not offering it if you'd chosen that option.

A similar thing happened to my friend except the crazy old women (in strangely high heels with a walker) ranted at us for about 10min about how someone had just pushed her 4 stories out a window on to the footpath and other seemingly random things. We just stared at her which seemed to be the expected response.
(xanthine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 5:33, closed)

Not my line, but I waited years to use it properly...
I was sitting on a packed bus when some po-faced old trout got in and I stood to offer her my seat.
"Don't think you have to stand up just because I'm a woman!" she says.
"I don't," I replied, "I stand up just because I'm a gentleman"
( difficultchild, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:24, closed)

Yeah you should say that
but just before you wipe your cock on the curtains!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:15, closed)