I'll get roasted for this,and I dont care...
People who say "very much so". Why?
People saying "axds" instead of ask. Piss off.
People who can't be arsed doing something, or allowing something to be done, saying "Sorry, no, Health and Safety" or "Method Statement/ Risk Assesment" We won two world wars (with help) without a Hi-Vis fucking method statement vest in sight. Nnnnng.

People in London (usually in skanky little shops) who when asked for something in a very clear, well pronounced, Central Scotland accent, using no slang, or abbreviations go: "What? M8te, Ah Cant unerstand nuffink what you is sayin, innit!
Fuck right off, homey.
(shinypurplebit booked his tickets (yay) on, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 10:37, 2 replies)

Yeah
but I think the death toll for those two world wars was probably higher than you'd like in the workplace...
( greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 11:27, closed)

yeah
50-55 million dead, yep, thats what im after.
Tit.
Read it
(shinypurplebit booked his tickets (yay) on, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:19, closed)

I had the same problem
When we first moved to America nobody could understand my very heavy Mancurian accent. 20 odd years later I still get puzzled looks if I use any British slang.
( venezuelan beaver cheese is mortally afraid of spoons, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 14:20, closed)

Which part of Mancuria do you hail from?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:05, closed)