Once had a client named
Mr Sheath.

The receptionist would ring and say "Hi stopmeandslapme, I've got a Mr Sheath on the line, would you like me to put him on for you?".
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:48, 1 reply)

siemens had a site in staines
imagine how they answered the phone
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Sep 2009, 16:03, closed)

I heard that Otis (the lift people)
had one in Reading.
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:48, closed)

I've heard of that one
I used to work in Staines (live just down the road from that chav hole in a pikey-infested hole. Lucky me!) and some of the guys in my office have made mention of this as well. I always thought it was some big urban legend everyone was in on...?!

Oh, and *clickety* for the initial post, some genuine LOL worthy names there! Fuck knows how I'd keep a straight face while talking to ANY of them!! :o)
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:46, closed)