Call CentresDreadful pits of hellish torture for both customer and the people who work there. Press 1 to leave an amusing story, press 2 for us to send you a lunchbox full of turds.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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Some roastage of an old Pea;Whilst working as a home insurance quote monkey I had the misfortune to deal with some astonishingly stupid members of the public, e.g:
Me: Has your property ever suffered from subsidence?
Posh old woman: Certainly not! This is a very respectable area!
Me: Is your house detached, semi-detached or terraced?
Scouser: Errrm - I don't understand
Me: (explained the difference)
Scouser: Hold on mate, I'll pop outside and have a look
Me: Is your title Mrs, Miss or Ms?
Young woman: I don't know. What is it when you're not married?
And these people are allowed to vote. Fuck me.
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BobbyParadise, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:02,
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*click*the scouser made me chuckle :D
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