Tenuous link, but this made me almost piss myself when it happened...
An old housemate of mine was selling her bedside cabinet in the local paper. As soon as the ad went in, her phone started ringing just about non-stop. It was like she was a one woman call centre.*

My housemate was getting very annoied. The men who kept phoning were, well, coming out with some incredibly pervy shit that made her feel dirty and used - this girl actually went to church and, as far as I knew, had never had a cock in her in her life.

Then we had the paper delivered. I scanned the ads and realised what had happened. And then I started pissing myself. Somebody at the paper had made, what we technically call, a bit of a fuck up.

The ad read: One Night Stand for Sale - Please tel. 07***********

True story.


*There you go; tenuous linkage to question there for ya!
( SpankyHanky, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:26, 4 replies)

Serious office lol
*click*

Um...what was the number again?
( snee held his breath since, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:11, closed)

This just had my boss giving me a stern lecture about internet use at work
you bastard! Was laughing so much.
(Grabby, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:22, closed)

thats not good
thats absolutely great. funny stuff, sir. funny, funny, funny stuff.
(Lizard King, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:30, closed)

ten out of ten
for making me lol!
(Accounts Dracula, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:31, closed)