Call CentresDreadful pits of hellish torture for both customer and the people who work there. Press 1 to leave an amusing story, press 2 for us to send you a lunchbox full of turds.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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A man rings up NHS Directand explains he's got a siren impaled through his chest on a pole, blood and guts everywhere. He goes on to explain that he's been like this for three days and he just can't get any sleep.
"My God, that's terrible!" says the phone monkey.
"Tell me about it... the siren goes off at 4 am every fucking morning..."
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SpankyHanky, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 12:04,
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