Cars"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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When I was 18, I was going out with a young lady who had, rather wonderfully, a very high sex drive.One day, during the encroaching dusk of a midwinter evening, while driving along she instigated a chat about sex, which quickly got our blood up.
We pulled into the car park of a country pub - the pub was closed and the lights were off.
And we got down to business.
Just at the absolute pinnacle, there was a banging on the roof and a voice shouted "GET OUT OF HERE! WE WANT TO OPEN THE PUB!"
The feeling of reaching climax and being suddenly very startled is very, very weird indeed.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:50,
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