Cars"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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I taught my dog to shitwith the 'quick' command, so it's not a very good idea to tell him 'quick' when crossing the road in a hurry, otherwise he's liable to stop mid-crossing and shit in the middle of a very busy high st. with buses, lorries and all other manner of angry drivers tooting their horns and shouting while he quietly finishes his business.
It doesn't seem to bother him much, mind.
I wish I had his confidence.
(, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 8:46, Reply)
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