Scouse chat up problems
I'm sure it was on here I read about a likely lad chatting up a scouse lass with a choice chat up line

Lad: 'Was your dad a thief? Cause someone stole the stars from heaven and put them in your eyes'
Lass: 'Ya wha? Are ya calling wor dad a thief?'
Lad: 'Oh no, you misunderstand, I was...'
Lass; 'Are ya saying wor dad nicks stuff are ya?'
Lad: 'I'm sorry, I just was paying you a comp...'
Lass: 'A bleedin' thief is'ee?'
Lad: 'No, please it's just a misunder...'
Lass: '*punches*'
Lad: '*bleeds*, makes way home, alone'
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 23:27, 3 replies)

a scouse lass wouldn't say wor dad
unless she'd moved here from tyneside
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 0:28, closed)

Unfortunately I'm as bad at writing accents
as actually doing them.
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 7:19, closed)

Aye
www.b3ta.com/questions/ignorance/post20482

Still makes me laugh like a loon though!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 9:38, closed)