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Tell us your biggest successes and most embarrassing failures. Not that we're after new chat-up lines, or anything.

(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:36)
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Well not exactly my story...
But a friend of mine of well-limited I.Q. and well below average looks, (tested 88 in high school and 10-scales about a 3-4 when he pulls in his gut) had the highest pull percentage of anyone I ever knew...and I was in the army and knew many and their exploits. Now he was a simple guy and absolutely sincere and never acted like he cared about the women in any intensive way and, in fact he had no concern about the looks of the women or anything about her.

What mystical strategy got him 98%+ results? He would wait about one hour after the clubs open, well before women were even showing effects, then, when the music was really loud would always go to the VERY FIRST GIRL at the end of the bar and say "Wanna Fuck"? Upon failure would go to the very next girl "Wanna Fuck?". No set-up, no nothing, no banter AT ALL. Now as you can imagine each following girl saw the reaction of the previous girls and he would be wiping drinks off with napkins but HE NEVER STOPPED.

Nearly every time the sixth or seventh girl (we used to take bets which one), who by now KNEW the punch line even though they could not hear it, would accept and out of the club they would go.

I saw him get the most random assortment of girls you could imagine, from two-ton crane hoisters to models and I witnessed him do this successfully for TEN YEARS.

MORAL: Every 6th or 7th girl (on average) has the same opinion about looks, sex, and spending 4 hours in a club as he had.

Supplemental: He never worked a lick, never spent more than the cost of getting in and one drink (99% of the time that was borrowed from us), and never felt even the tiniest bit embarrassed about the process. Every time this guy went with us was hilarious, embarrassing and occasionally humiliating, all for us...he wasn't worried what we thought either.
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 8:48, 2 replies)
I had a mate
,unfortunatly dead now, who did a similar thing. He was a big drinker,and would get stumbling around drunk, then walk up to girls, grab them and try and kiss them. They would of course slap him, then he'd try it on the next one. I used to love watching this. He would grab a girl; slap, then grab her mate who had just seen him grab her mate; slap. Without fail by the end of night a girl would kiss him back and off he went with her. The girls were always hammered aswell. Genius.
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:25, closed)

Sorry about your mate, bro. While the rest of us were [[TARGETING DRUNK GIRL]] these guys just took the straightforward approach, we had many discussions about who was the smart one, us dundering chowderheads or him, hehe.
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:38, closed)

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