Lewis living near Lewes
When I was living in the UK I lived in Brighton which is pretty much next to Lewes, in East Sussex. I really, really wanted to walk up to a girl and say "I see you know your way around Brighton, how about the tour of Lewis?" (/Lewes)

Can't say I ever had the balls to try it though!


Embarrassing failures? There was the girl who worked at the local subway who was a bit of a looker (in fact she was fit as fuck, maybe a couple of years younger than me but we seemed to have a thing going so worth a punt). She even drew a little heart on the sandwich she made me once 'so I knew which one was mine' (it was actually the one I'd just ordered for me mum but I let that one slide) - not exactly her humping my leg and might sound as pathetic as it I think it looks now I've typed it, but surely that's gotta mean something?

So, I decide to be all gentlemanly about it - I'm not going to storm in there and ask her out in front of other customers and embarrass her - I wait until one day I go in there (which involved me buying quite a few sprites) and she's alone. This day soon comes and I say to her 'hey, what you up to tonight?' 'Why?' she asks, 'Oh, cos the fair's come in to town and I was gonna go down with some mates and wondered if you'd want to come?'

So now the rude cow starts laughing in my face! She does actually double over at one point and manages to stifle out a 'no, I'm good' before I humbly mumble an 'oh, ok then never mind' and bolt out the door with my now bitter tasting beverage.

Seriously though, what the fuck?! I'm under the impression that it may be because she was a bit younger (looks about 19 I reckon) and she's still in the 'fair's for kids' mindset, where my 23 year old brain is going 'I used to think the fair was for kids but now I love it, it's like when I was younger'!

Apologies for the rant and lack of funnies (seems to be the said thing on here, this being only my second post), but ladies - if a man asks you out please don't laugh in their face! As much as I went 'well at least she didn't say yes and I know she's a bitch from the get go' that shit was still humiliating even if it was the two of us! :)
(Mr_Lew, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:20, 5 replies)

"with some mates"
was the turn-off I reckon, a date is 1 to 1.
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:57, closed)

While you're probably right
she still shouldn't have laughed that hard (in front of him). That's just plain mean.
(xanthine, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 7:16, closed)

the fair?
its just a bit chavvy isnt it?!?
(imallamallama looking forward to llamageddon on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:55, closed)

ahhh, you asked out the species of female know as
the prick teasing fucking idiot.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 1:54, closed)

When you said she worked in the subway
I thought she was a hooker in an underpass.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 8:45, closed)