Cheap TatOneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
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chthonic, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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SUPRISE!A mate of mine would buy cheap porn dvds off of some weird chinese guy (you already know where this is going dont you). So we put teh dvd in, sit back and are faced with this beautiful womans face, the camera slowly pans down to something a woman reeeaaaly shouldnt have!!
Needless to say the dvd was swiftly taken out and snapped up before his girlfriend could find it
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:35, 1 reply)
I think i've seen thath oneNearly puked when he tugged his penii and his balls popped out his ass.
Theres a scene later with a bird sticking eggs up her bum, shitting them out into a flying pan. Then these jap boys start eating it with a light coating of lovemud spooned straight from her bum.
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two_hats_shakir is going break dancing after his tea, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 12:07,
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