Cheating cheaty cheatsI'm rubbish at cheating. I was asked to help run a stall at a local fair. We sold squares on a treasure map for 10p a go, with the one closest to the "hidden treasure" winning stuff.
I told my sister where it was. I'd not really thought through how obvious this would be. I've kind of avoided cheating since, what have you cheated at? Confess all, it'll make you feel better.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:14)
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Just a couple of them...Some neighbours had a poker night not long back and me and my friends went along. We were split up into teams and played a few hands when I realised that my team was quite possibly the cheatiest team ever. We were playing 2s wild, but even so I had to struggle to keep a straight face when I announced we had five aces.
Also the missus runs a pub which had a big prize draw for a weekend away. Since it's quite a touristy pub and doesn't have many regulars, only I had been acquiring prize draw tickets for weeks and weeks before. On the night of the draw itself, more than three quarters of the tickets in the hat had my name on the back. Of course I won, and took the missus to Worcester.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 17:20,
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