Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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I went through a brief phasewhen I wanted really badly to be a carpenter, mainly so I could make cool little wooden toys. It stemmed from mucking about in my grandad's shed whenever we went round to see him, nailing bits of wood together and sanding things.
It was fine, until someone (possibly my parents) started telling everyone it was because I wanted so much to be like Jesus.
Watermeloning parents.
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St3cks, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 10:34,
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