Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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HmmmIn the words of Woody Allen
"It's not that I'm actually afraid of death, but I don't want to be there when it happens".
I can see la fluffles' point as given the choice most of us would rather be fellated to death at a time of our choosing as opposed to being unexpectedly splattered by a bus in a most undignified fashion and leaving thus giving control to one's mortality to a hung over bus driver.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:11, Reply)
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