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Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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This one's been done over the last few days
At work, we have a portable air conditioner as the company is too sodding stingy to install the proper stuff. It's got a long exhaust hose at the back that can be squeezed down to make it smaller when in storage, making it look like a flaccid elephants cock.

I've taken to standing behind a well known giggler in the office when they're on the phone, holding it at groin level where my cock would be if I actually had one. She's started shielding her eyes so she can't see me holding it there. When I judge a suitable point in the conversation has been reached.... "BLOOOOOP" I shake the tube and it flops down to the floor, causing instantaeous laughter, slamming of phones and several minutes of abuse.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:47, Reply)

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