CommonFreddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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I, erm, "went for a walk" with someonewho I really shouldn't have the other night.
I was very drunk, but was finding the entire experience rather enjoyable, until the , uhm, lady in question proclaimed that she had been caught short on the way back home.
"Oh man ahm fuckin' burstin'!" she proclaimed.
After deftly brushing aside my suggestion of nipping into some nearby dark bushes (crafty me, always thinking), she proceeded to drop her trousers and have a nice long tinkle.
In the middle of the road.
Classy.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:20,
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