I've got a cold
They're quite common, and I'm not posh enough to have gout.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:03, 9 replies)

Gout? Posh?
Mr Pooflake and I would disagree.

Unless he is actually the Duke of Westminster in a very convincing disguise.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:06, closed)

I couldn't think of another posh disease
any ideas?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:07, closed)

I'm the queen actually...

So it's a cunting brilliant desguise!

Also, I went to the quack this week and have been put on some tabloids that are meant to sort me out so I never get gout again...

Woo!

*touches wood*

*hardens*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:30, closed)

My dad's had gout
and he's not posh.

What about Legionnaire's disease? The only person I know who's had that is quite well-to-do.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:53, closed)

Or maybe Vagitis gravis.
That's the name for being a severely irritating cunt.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 22:01, closed)

Gout was know as the 'Rich Man's Disease...

Because the Uric acid is highest in 'rich' foods, and things like real Ale.

Ironically, I investigated a bit and it turns out that food and drink nowadays is so full of chemical substitues and additive crap that it's no longer cut and dry what causes it.

Incidentally, I get gout because I have a kidney wasting disease which means I don't properly piss the acid away...but don't get me wrong, I'm right fucking proper posh, me.

*straightens flat cap*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:35, closed)

I was diagnosed with gout...
A few months ago - bloody painful I can tell you
( snee held his breath since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:57, closed)

i get gout in my big toe
it's not posh, it's damn painful.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:13, closed)

I know someone who got gout
from drinking too much Buckfast.
(puerile is really getting into seagulls lately., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:50, closed)