Control FreaksPeej writes, "My mate Tony's dad used to weigh the breakfast cereal in the morning to make sure everybody got an equal amount and the pack provided the exact amount of servings advertised on the packet. I learned from this that the recommended serving size on a cereal packet isn't enough to feed a sparrow."
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chthonic, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:57)
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tell that to gravity. or gravy(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 19:01,
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Gravity has been smashing galaxies together and apart for billions of years.I wouldn't say that is under control. And I wish I could control the gravy, but some fucker will have poured it all on their King Edward's before I get a look in.
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No, it's just the way his trousers crease up when he's sitting(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 19:17,
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what is your favourite cutlery? (
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 20:45,
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Definitely the cheese knifewith the curved, forked end. Ever since the Cracker Barrel ads of the mid sixties, I have had an inordinate desire to possess one.
I thought that I had overcome the craving, but your question has inflamed the desire again............what time does Waitrose open (doubt you could get one at Morrison's) ????
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good luck following your dreams(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 8:14,
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Yeah cheese knives are awesome.I'd like a whole set of them, to replace all my ordinary knives.
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