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I have a couple of these but by far my favorite is one that my youngest brother saved me from. My middle brother and his girlfriend where over the good bar household for dinner (middle brother lives with his aforementioned girlfriend) The conversation moves to famous museums that we would like to visit I mention the black museum (I am a morbid fuck and the black museum is a collection of Scotland yards crime exhibits Dennis Nilsen's tupperware etc) The whole table goes silent and everyone looks at me like I am a nutcase. Good bar the younger pipes in with "do they have rooms for all the rappers like Run Dmc and Will Smith?" Everyone pisses themselves (good bar the younger is just confused but bless him he saved my bacon.)

More recently we where at the pub for my mates stag, another friend is currently planning his question popping and says I need to get her somewhere to propose I respond with it can't be that hard to get her into McDonald's (I wanted to make him look classless but I forgot shes been battling weight problems for a while) Whole table shuts up I get my coat

FIN
(Mr_Good_bar, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:07, Reply)