a light meal with a robust and charming rustic feel
first prepare your kitchen work tops, by clearing all the old pieces of toast scat hair and bits of pot noodle .
next, we will take some of the ingredients that we have bought from the polish shop, and because we cant read polish we will leave them in the back of the cupboard.
now in the cupboard did you see that pile of cornflakes and pieces of rice with what could be a mouse turd?
yes thats the one, no we dont use the mouse turd, but we will need the rice that tin at the back with no label on.
so haveing prepared the work top and got some idea of the
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:27, 3 replies)

Scat hairs? You mean dangleberries?
When somebody shits on your kitchen worktop as part of foreplay
Just skeep-beep de bop-bop beep bop bo-dope skeetle-at-de-op-de-day
(the_icks has the sweet essence of giraffe, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:47, closed)

i was just going to post that question, you terrible troll.
fluffybunnykiller, did you have a seizure before getting to the end of your post? is there someone we can fetch for you?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:07, closed)

Hahaha :D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 7:45, closed)