Breakfast Burrito
Fed up of a fry up on a Sunday morning?
Seems impossible I know.
BUT, I do this from time to time and it's bloody lush.
It's dead easy to make.
I usually always have cheese, eggs, a big fuck off jar of jalapenos, and bits of veg going off in the bottom of the fridge. So when I remember to get a few other bits, these are ace.
Get some chorizo, and fry small chunks of it in oil, till it all goes red and gooey in the pan. Throw in bits of onion and pepper or any bits of veg you have left over from the weekend. You can use chopped up cold potato too if you have some.
Add fresh chilli, or flakes/powder, or some from a jar and make it as hot as you want.
Fry it up.
Add to this, a couple of eggs for each person, scramble it all together, into a steamy hot mess.
Pile some into the center of a wrap/tortilla, grate some cheese over it, top with more chilli's.
Make it into a big burrito of steamy breakfast goodness and eat.
Experiment, there is no set recipe, it's bloody worth it.
Of course keeping with the good old British breakfast tradition, I also eat mine with tomato sauce.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:47, 10 replies)

You could also do this with black pudding, diced bacon or sausagemeat.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:52, closed)

black pudding?
Euuuuuuuuugh.
Yes, you are right you can use bacon etc, any meat really, but chorizo or any spicy sausage works best I reckon.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 21:57, closed)

We have a coffee shop nearby that does these.
I concur wholeheartedly with your recommendation.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:31, closed)

Fuck the morning. I want one now.
Sans ketchup, though. You dirty bastard.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:37, closed)

Fuck off
least it wasn't brown sauce.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 22:51, closed)

Hang on, I've just noticed this line,'Of course keeping with the good old British breakfast tradition, I also eat mine with tomato sauce.'
What the fuck? Tomato sauce is what Septics put on burgers. Everyone knows a true Englishman settles for nothing less than HP on his breakfast. It's even named after the seat of our democracy for God's sake.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 0:14, closed)

It's the fucking work of the devil.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 1:27, closed)

If you don't like our ways then why don't you fuck off back to booga booga land.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 8:59, closed)

I have something to say, it's Hammond's Chop Sauce or the Highway...
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:10, closed)

Yes.
I do the same thing only with fried eggs and whatever else I can find in the fridge fried into a lovely meaty and tomatoey glop, in a wrap.
Winner every time.
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 1:10, closed)