Sounds fucking divine.
Where is this paradise you speak of?

Do they tolerate new people arriving by boats?

Are they cool with same sex marriage?

Do they have kangaroos leaping down the main street?

Do they dig up their own land and sell it to others?

Do they bow to a queen?

Are they obsessed with sport and winning?

Are the chicks easy?

Are they basically easy with all sorts of races living together 'cos tha's what has happened since British invasion?

Do they laugh at New Zealand?
( Ken Oath, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:34, 2 replies)

Skippy
Mmmmmmm, roo .... tasty tasty roo! Marinate(*) and then cook very very rare.

* I prefer a lucky dip from the store cupboard; usually some combination of red wine, vinegar, lemon juice, onion, garlic, olive oil, salt, pepper, mustard, chilli, paprika.
(Simian Typewriter Supplies Pty. Ltd. is house hunting in the neighborhood of infinity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 14:10, closed)

I saw a sign outside a restaurant in Cairns about 11 years ago:

"Skippy - you've seen the TV show, now eat the cast."
(Maclir, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 14:21, closed)

Answers:

1) South and East.
2) Fuck no! That started over 220 years ago, and look at the scum that arrived.
3) Yes - except some of the politicians
4) Depends on what city / town
5) Sadly, still yes
6) Only obsessed with beating the Poms
7) Easy for some - but sadly, I never round the easy ones.
8) Yes
9) Do we laugh at those sheep-shagging bastards? Is the Pope a Catholic?
(Maclir, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 14:24, closed)