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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:56)
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I used to be proud of my chili,that mock Mexican ambrosia of ground beef, tomatoes, onions, beans and spices, and it was pretty good. When I was a lad I was making a big pot of it for my house mates, all the while telling them how good it was going to be. After letting it simmer for an hour I gave it a bit of a stir and noticed something odd. It took me a time to realize it was a tampon, because it was stained a pumpkin orange, from the string to the engorged fiber.
I dumped it all in the sink and packed up my stuff. I never forgave any of them, for no one would tell who the stupid turd was.
I didn't have much of a sense of humour back then.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:48, 2 replies)
Yeah butyou should see what those turds did to my quiche.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:10, closed)
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