Toasted breakfast pizza *very different from my last post*
Place flat bread (pitta, souvlaki, whatevs.) into cafe press toast thingy to tuffen it up.
Flip it over. Whack on some tomato paste or whatever sauce gives you a chubby.
Sprinkle with chilli flakes & some of that plastic the missus forces you to eat called low-fat mozz.
Top with whatever meat/veg you've got laying around - left-over roast coke-can chook and sweet potatoes is yumm as an example.
Sprinkle like Annie some jalepenos on top. Put lid of press down so it's floating not pressing down on food.
Cook until fake-cheese is bubbling and edges are crispy.
Eat the fuck out of that bad boy.
Have loo on hand as guaranteed to promote peristaltic movement. (Better than a strong cup of coffee I promise you!)
Alleviate hang-over with hairy-dog.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:32, Reply)