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I once had to grease a custom official's palm to get out of a foreign country, a wad of bank notes worth about 45p which went straight into his pocket. In fact, everybody on our flight had to, the thieving scrote. Talk to us about corrupt officials, or confess your own wrongdoing. We won't tell anyone.

Thanks to Ye of Little Faith for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:44)
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I used to work in Ann Summers
and once caught The Great Soprendo changing the price on a "Black Destroyer Dildo" he was buying for Victoria Wood.

He also bought a bottle of Strawberry Dick Tasty.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 11:41, 20 replies)
I have it on good authority that
she preferred a smack on the bottom with the Woman's Weekly.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 4 Jul 2014, 12:26, closed)
By her own admission

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 16:56, closed)
It isn't Victoria Wood
who likes that... it's Freda.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 17:39, closed)
That's just her swinging alter ego.

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 19:57, closed)
Piff, paff, and, um, what was the rest?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:01, closed)
"Anal".

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:27, closed)
I see you've been to one of his late night performances.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:48, closed)
"rap"

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:07, closed)
I once shared a jacuzzi with Victoria Wood and Geoff Suprendo.
They didn't invite me to join in any filth though. Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:37, closed)
A bullet dodged I reckon.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:44, closed)
Vibrating one, by the sound of it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 13:48, closed)
dunno
would have been something to horrify the nurses with when they're mopping up my shit in the nursing home
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:00, closed)
Do they not have enough to contend with, with non-residents coming in and shitting all over the floor?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:31, closed)
everybody needs a hobby
and if they didn't want to shovel shit they should have worked harder and got a proper job
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:16, closed)
Yeah...
like managing the nurses.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 16:09, closed)
So the Hugh Juilly thing was a myth?
How heartbreaking. Are there no celebrity truths any more?
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 16:57, closed)

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