I can't!
I've been told by the ex-boyfriend who's 14 years younger than me, that was (and still is.. and I'm very weak sometimes) astonishingly good at sex, despite being a total control freak, right down to choosing my clothes.
Anyway he told me not to post on here about how much he learned from me over the past 9 years, and how patient and loving I am. Despite him upsetting my family etc etc..

So I'm not going to.

I may however tell you about the further adventures of Creme-de Menthe man, if you play your cards right, because I damn near pissed myself laughing at them..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:17, 2 replies)

weird
My boyfriend knows someone who's also known as Creme-de Menthe man, do you think it's the same person?
( Lollylegs lite, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:26, closed)

Ooh !
Wouldn't that be brilliant? I only really refer to him as Creme de menthe man on here due to a previous posting, about my having an idea that wasn't all that brilliant...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:44, closed)