This was custom-made for yours pervily
I've not posted in donkeys, so I doubt anybody knows me- or even cares if they do.

Now, I have a problem; being the devastatingly funking gorgeous one-metal-leg-ed fella I am, I receive the attentions of a multitude of girls.
My last few relationships have all featured girls between..two and four years younger than myself, and all have either turned out to be, in addition to young and gorgeous; busty, short, psychotic, already taken, freaking nymphomaniacs or, in one particularly unforgettable case, all of the above.

And i'll explain more, when I'm not so knackered.

Ciao,
BTBB
(BornToBeBemused was born,feeling bemused,on, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 3:33, Reply)