Help.
A big man has locked me in his cupboard.
(SSSSS, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:00, 5 replies)

*sings*
'He doesnt really want to hurt you'

snigger
(i should have joined myspace, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:18, closed)

lol
georgie porgie pudding and pie
locked up the boys and made them cry
when he went out for the day
the boy gnawed his own arm off and ran and told the police. :s
(santas_lil_hohoho is packing her vibrator suitcase, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:24, closed)

*sings*
"It puts the lotion on its body, or it gets the hose again"
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:23, closed)

Are you the one people actually gave a sh*t about
Or the one who got twatted with the ugly stick?
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 6 Dec 2008, 15:34, closed)

The best rule of thumb to follow;
If it's a white kid, people will care, but if the kid is black it goes unreported. Unless Sir Ian Blair points out that it's gone unreported and that the media are racist - then Sir Ian Blair will be in the media for insensitive remarks, apparently.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 22:08, closed)