That would have to be granny...
but not mine... (shes dead).

Besides these days it's not beyond the realms of possibility to find a granny in her 30's :-)

That reminds me of a conversation with another friend of mine who has a penchant for the older ladies. He has a porn collection with titles like 'Nifty Fifties'. We went on a lads road trip snowboarding holiday and he was asked to do one simple thing. Bring the porn. I didn't know people that old could be so flexible!

Anyhoo the conversation was about conquests and he told us of his dealings with a lady 20 years his senior. I will spare myself the details but it involved her ass hole and the immortal line 'It tasted like a penny'
( z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:30, 11 replies)

Pre-decimalisation?

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:47, closed)

Surely they
all tasted of copper, the difference was just the size.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:49, closed)

and inflationary devaluation

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:51, closed)

Grannys
My step-grandmother became a granny for the first time at 34. Same age as me.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:57, closed)

Jesus
That's the same age as me... But I'm youthful, fit and trim...

Yikes.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:00, closed)

^^And male
so you'll never be a granny, PJM!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:39, closed)

Granda?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:44, closed)

Age of grannies
The youngest mother recorded was Lina Medina, who gave birth age 5.
Which means that it's technically possible- though not likely without some really sick family members and annoying genetics- to find a great-grand mother who's not yet legal to have sex in the UK...

It's one of those things you can imagine the Nazis doing, just to see if it was possible- With generations being pumped out every 5 years you could even have an incredibly quick cross-breeding programme to create the ultimate super-soldier. Good thing they never found out about it, really!
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:42, closed)

Council Estates must be breeding centres for armies of the future...
*ducks*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:45, closed)

They always were
The breeding grounds for armies of the past... And then the slums before that..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:00, closed)

technically
you didn't really spare the details.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:27, closed)