Fuckin ell
I go away for a few hours and you go all handbags.

Some context I guess. Its totally true. (ok didnt actually call the pigs, that line just makes me laugh). "Dodger" had a habit of going out with VERY strange girls and for very odd reasons. (The thalidomide granddaughter for example, "just to see whats its like") and other sick shit. He just likes weird.

This girl was rather odd, and couldnt make eye contact with the adults. She never said a word the whole time.

Whilst I admit it wasnt nice to the girl, my girlfriends barbs were aimed at Dodger, she never really liked him (creepy, see above) and it was intended to make him think twice about what he was doing. I found out years later that he had been approached several times on the street by random strangers, it could have got messy, he finished with her pretty quickly.

But yeah, when did b3ta become the moral high ground. All the daily mail readers need to fuck off back to the, well, daily mail.

Have we been invaded by the BBC's HYS posters?

And for all the tales I've posted, *THIS* generates the most replies! Irony abounds.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:03, 1 reply)

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so what we all need to know is...



What was the flid like then?


(hides)
(Pickettywitchfinder General, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:27, closed)

apparently
she could stick her arm/stump up her chuff if she rolled on back on to her shoulders.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:42, closed)

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Hmm. Specialist if nothing else. There must be market for that sort of thing out there in the big bad internet.
(Pickettywitchfinder General, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 15:52, closed)

^ Does make you wonder whether
Heather Mills was doing pr0n before or after the amputation...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:14, closed)

Or indeed,
during.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:41, closed)

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But you're talking about amputation. Acrotomophilia is quite well documented but I'm thinking of full-on fliddy-porn.


(edit. Yes I did have to look up Acrotomophilia, thank you very much)
(Pickettywitchfinder General, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:51, closed)